Doggie Door Innovator T-Shirts

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"He's my school project for science class."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Tired of fetching?'

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'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

No, it doesn't come furnished.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."

Veterinary Surgeon's waiting room, dog walking in through pet door.

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

Pet Doors Inc. In trays and out trays??" in, out, in, out…

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'Looks like you didn't make the list...but if you can fit through the doggie door, I'll look the other way'

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

'This one is the Andy door honey.'

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

Asking To Be Robbed

Dog Deodorants: StickSprayRoll On.

"This is the only way that I can get him a bath."

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."