Doggie Bath Innovator T-Shirts

"This is the only way that I can get him a bath."

Dog Nightmares

Bathing the dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Tired of fetching?'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Paper Bath Towels.

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

Clawfoot Tub

No, it doesn't come furnished.

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Og invents the port-a-potty.

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

Duck Bath

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

Man walks dog using treadmill.

"Hey, Love! Sitting up here has given me a brainwave. . . a lav and a bidet - combined! What do you think? Brilliant, eh?"

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

"Out!"

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"We are facing an existential threat."

'If her dog likes the leftovers, we'll get a good review.'

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

Eskimo has built a doghouse igloo.

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"My smart toilet has Bluetooth, a computer, a stereo, a fitness program, movies and an office."

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

'Now this little baby here we call 'the Honeymooner.' It does away with the whole issue of leaving the seat up.'

'I'll take it!'