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'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Dog Weightlifting

Dog Jogger

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'You spoil that hamster...'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"We'll have the people food."

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"

WOOF WOOF EYE CHART

"They think they're accidents."

'Another 50 pound box of frozen steaks ... who's ordering this stuff?'

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

"You're hired! Your remuneration package includes a tennis ball, a stick and a tummy rub every second Friday."

"Would Sir care for ice in his drink?"

"Go ahead, boy, dig in — it's your birthday!"

"He seems depressed."