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'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Dog Weightlifting

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Dog Jogger

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

"We'll have the people food."

"How much we talking for a deck?"

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"They think they're accidents."

"You're hired! Your remuneration package includes a tennis ball, a stick and a tummy rub every second Friday."

'Another 50 pound box of frozen steaks ... who's ordering this stuff?'

Tattoo parlour - "Don't you think your dog looks tough enough without a tattoo?"

"Would Sir care for ice in his drink?"

"Go ahead, boy, dig in — it's your birthday!"

"He seems depressed."

'She's sick as a dog, Doc!'