Dog Pampering Fanatic T-Shirts

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Dog Jogger

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He spoils them."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Doggie dining table

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."