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"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"You're hired! Your remuneration package includes a tennis ball, a stick and a tummy rub every second Friday."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Chow Mein

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

Canine Tours

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Dog Jogger

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"