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Why Poodles Become Killers

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Pampered Pets.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He spoils them."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Dogs running in their dreams

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

'You spoil that hamster...'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Posh Doghouse.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Man-icure & Pet-icure

A man and his dog

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'