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"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Best in Heat.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"He spoils them."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'You spoil that hamster...'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Posh Doghouse.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Country mansion full of dogs.