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Posh Doghouse.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"He wants a second opinion."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

What female dogs think about their looks.

Dog Chow Mein

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Canine Tours

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'