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Posh Doghouse.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"He wants a second opinion."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Dog Chow Mein

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Canine Tours

Best in Heat.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"