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"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

I guess she had other plans for you.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Pampered Pets.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'We spoil that dog.'

Dog Jogger

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Hmm...these two look suitable servile..."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"He spoils them."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"What tipped you off?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."