Pampered Pet Lovers Pillows

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

I guess she had other plans for you.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'We spoil that dog.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

Dog Jogger

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Hmm...these two look suitable servile..."

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"He spoils them."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

"I call it male cat supremacy."