Pet Pampering Enthusiast Pillows

WOOF WOOF EYE CHART

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Go ahead, boy, dig in — it's your birthday!"

Lady asks footman to carry her dog as it is tired in the hot weather

"Would Sir care for ice in his drink?"

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"He seems depressed."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'She's sick as a dog, Doc!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dogs can dream too.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

The Clipping

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

Dog Jogger

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"He spoils them."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'