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Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dogs shaving

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'