Pampered Pet Enthusiast T-Shirts

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Dog Jogger

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"He spoils them."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

Posh Doghouse.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'