Pampered Pet Lover T-Shirts

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"He spoils them."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Woman Curls Her Dog.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Pampered?"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Dog Jogger

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'