Pampered Pet Enthusiast Gifts

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Dog Jogger

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"He spoils them."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'You spoil that hamster...'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

Posh Doghouse.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'