Pampered Pooch Enthusiast Gifts

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Best in Heat.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He spoils them."

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Posh Doghouse.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Country mansion full of dogs.