Pampered Pooch Parent Gifts

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'That was fun!'

'Her ladyship wishes Princess La Pompadour to do everything but beg!'

"You spoil that dog!"

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Best in Heat.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"He spoils them."

"They're not home.."

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'