Pampered Pooch Owner Gifts

What female dogs think about their looks.

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Best in Heat.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He spoils them."

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Posh Doghouse.

Country mansion full of dogs.