Pampered Pooch Owner Prints

What female dogs think about their looks.

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Best in Heat.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"He spoils them."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Posh Doghouse.

Man-icure & Pet-icure