Pampered Pup Parent Prints

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'That was fun!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Canine Scentipede

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Pavlov's Puppy

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.