Playful Puppy Parent Prints

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Love a Mutt

'She's just great with the children.'

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Canine Scentipede

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'