Playful Puppy Parent Gifts

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'She's just great with the children.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Love a Mutt

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Canine Scentipede

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Werewolves of London..."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'