Pampered Pup Parent Pillows

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Dog lover

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Canine Scentipede

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Pavlov's Puppy

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.