Playful Pup Parent Pillows

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'She's just great with the children.'

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.