Playful Pup Parent Mugs

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'She's just great with the children.'

Love a Mutt

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'