Playful Pet Parents Pillows

'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'

'Bone appetit!'

Cat Romance

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Spot Quiz....

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Children's Nursery

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

The Karate Kitten.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."