Pet Parent Delight Pillows

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

The Upholstery Consultant

Cat Romance

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Fetching some bread

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.