Pet Parent Delight Pillows

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Spot Quiz....

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'We'll take it!'

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

The Upholstery Consultant

Cat Romance

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"You're spoiling that dog!"