Enthusiastic Pet Parent Pillows

'It's a hand-me-down.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Spot Quiz....

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

The Karate Kitten.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Good Dog!

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

The Upholstery Consultant

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"You're spoiling that dog!"