Enthusiastic Pet Parent Mugs

'It's a hand-me-down.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Spot Quiz....

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

The Karate Kitten.

'We'll take it!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

The Upholstery Consultant

Fetching some bread

Good Dog!

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"You're spoiling that dog!"