Fun-loving Fur Parents Pillows

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Spot Quiz....

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Children's Nursery

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

The Karate Kitten.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

I am to blame.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."