Fur-parent-fun Pillows

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Babies vs. Dogs

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Pampered?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Pet Owners' Date Night

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."