Fur Parent Humorist Pillows

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Conversation between Dogs.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

When is he coming home buddy?

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

A (P)ram.

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."