Treated like a child at home
Parent-child Humorist Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort to your home with our witty parent-child pillows. Perfect for snuggling and sharing laughs in style, these pillows brighten any room.
Madonna of the Pukes.
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'
Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.
Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'
"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"
"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."
"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'
'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'
'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'
"Good news. It's a small pig."
'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'
"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"
"Beds are not made for jumping on."
"Have you seen my dad?"
'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'
"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."
"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"
"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."
"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"
'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'
Parent-child Humorist Pillows Collection
Parent-child Humorist Mugs
Explore our full collection of humorous parent-child mugs to find the perfect playful gift for any family member.
Parent-child Humorist Prints
Decorate your walls with our witty prints celebrating the parent-child bond. Perfect for adding humor and warmth to any room.
Parent-child Humorist T-Shirts
Browse our selection of funny parent-child T-shirts and find the ideal playful outfit for family adventures or cozy days at home.