Fur Parent Comedians Pillows

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Babies vs. Dogs

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

When is he coming home buddy?

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Good, but not Great Danes.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."