Fur Parent With Funny Bones Pillows

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"Pampered?"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

"You've got to lay off the homework."