Fur Parent Extraordinaire Pillows

'A case of V/D prescription diet, please!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Babies vs. Dogs

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fleas Navidad.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Fur Baby

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

Examination.

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

When is he coming home buddy?

Upper East Side Dog Park

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'