Playful Pet Parent Pillows

"O.K., just one more and then I've got to get on with my life."

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

'Now remember, he spent $400 on that, so no matter what, we can never play with it.'

Doggy-3D

Dalmatian in a red cap

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

The Karate Kitten.

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog with fleas.

Shep's owner was confident his dog would release the ball...one day!

'Careful, he likes to hump girls' legs.'

letting sleeping dogs lie.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dog football

'Ben, STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD!'

'I forgot to tell you - He's rather naughty about chasing cats...'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Stay!"

Dog with crutch.

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Distracted dog walker.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Beware of Old Dogs Learning New Tricks

Dog Typos.

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Discobolus of Myron and Cerberus

"Normally I hate technology but that I like."

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball"

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."