Pet Parent With A Love For Games Pillows

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Spot Quiz....

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Doggy-3D

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You stop it, now!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Cat Romance

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Dog football

Dog at a restaurant

'Bone appetit!'

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog