Pet Parent With A Love For Games T-Shirts

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"You stop it, now!"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

Fetching some bread

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Cat Romance

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dog football

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'Bone appetit!'

Dog at a restaurant

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."