Puzzle-loving Pet Parent Pillows

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Spot Quiz....

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Cat Romance

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'