Pampered Pet Owner Gifts

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

'That was fun!'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"He spoils them."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"What smells so good? -- I'm not cooking for you, but for my dog."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'You spoil that hamster...'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

Man-icure & Pet-icure

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'