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Dog Jogger

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Pampered Pets.

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'We spoil that dog.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Hmm...these two look suitable servile..."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

"He spoils them."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"What tipped you off?"

"You spoil that canary."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'