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'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

Dog Jogger

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"He spoils them."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

'Spoiled Rotten!'

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

Doggie dining table