Animal Pampering Aficionado T-Shirts

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dogs can dream too.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The Clipping

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

Dog Jogger

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"He spoils them."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

'Bath-time used to be a nightmare, but then I discovered bubble bath: Now he loves it!'