Animal Pampering Aficionado T-Shirts

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Dogs can dream too.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The Clipping

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

Dog Jogger

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"He spoils them."

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'