Dog Pampering Perfectionist T-Shirts

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Upper East Side Dog Park

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

Balding dog

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"He spoils them."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Miss T-T

Dog covering up on the beach.

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

"You spoil that dog!"

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'