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Country mansion full of dogs.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"No not the puppy please"