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Country mansion full of dogs.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

A Change of Scene.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Dog Wrestling.

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"