Playful Pooch Appreciator T-Shirts

"Take it easy back there!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I was almost that last year."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppy.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Simple Dog Humour

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

Country mansion full of dogs.

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

"On the eighth day God really rested."

How to be super annoying and cute