Playful Pooch Appreciator Gifts

"Take it easy back there!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I was almost that last year."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppy.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Top dog

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Dogs running in their dreams

Simple Dog Humour

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

Beware of over-exuberant dog.

Country mansion full of dogs.

"On the eighth day God really rested."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Barking can be very affirmational."

'He's so bright he scares me!'

'Say when, sir.'

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"