Lovable Pooch Admirer Gifts

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Too much concealer?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

No, I don

"Meow"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Puppy.

"We should get out to the country more often."

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"It's a good boy!"

Flea Philosophy.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"