Lovable Pooch Admirer Mugs

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Too much concealer?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Puppy.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma